Sho Shad

See – libruls were warned and we did nothing to stop it: just the desire for gay marriage alone, not the act itself, is destroying wonderful ‘straight’ marriage in a wide and depressing swath across the nation. The latest sad tale involves Karl Rove and his second traditional marriage. The man fought the good fight, did everything right, and still, his forbidden love for Jeff Gannon/Jim Guckert that dare not speak its name has finally won out. Declaring  their time together during many, many White House sleepovers as a big rainbow of a mistake, Karl contented himself with stroking his … Continue reading Sho Shad

Your Other Arm Works Just Fine

Campaign contributions from Big Health aside for a moment, why in the world are Republicans adopting such a sour, willfully obtuse posture toward health care reform? They did not object to whirligig spending toward never-ending war with a country that didn’t attack us on 9/11. Suddenly the deficit is their top concern. They don’t mind that 45,000 of their fellow Americans die each year from a lack of health care. Yet they claim to be the pro-life party. That’s fifteen 9/11s. Every year. The Party of No wants no end to that. Republicans are truly acting like Democrats want to line up the whole population … Continue reading Your Other Arm Works Just Fine

Ich bin ein Teebeutelmann

May Teabaggers be blessed by The Fates. Please, keep pushing the Republican Rump as far to the hard right as you can – I gotta tell ya, you’re just not pure enough yet. New York 23 was only the beginning, chumps! Bonus points: they have Newtie’s substantial tummy all rumbly and queasy. Thinking of sending these circus geeks some jing… Continue reading Ich bin ein Teebeutelmann

Pass Them a Cigarette, fer Pete’s Sake

Now that the orgasmic tsunami that overtook Creepublicans Republicans when Chicago lost the 2016 Summer Olympics has begun to subside, can we assume they will not cheer for Americans when the games begin? Based on the magnitude of their glee at America’s loss, Bill Kristol and his trained monkeys will be rooting for the Iranians and the North Koreans. Continue reading Pass Them a Cigarette, fer Pete’s Sake

Commies that Play Barbie™

So – reluctantly, I’ve taken the chance of sending my two daughters to school today, knowing full well there’s a chance they’ll come back as commie pinkos, seeing as how their school will allow them to hear – and see! – President Obama’s manifesto via the TV Machine and Internet Tubes.  Under his jackboot of collectivism, my kids might transform into spies for the state, and will no doubt occasionally  need to turn in their parents for not having adequate socialistic fervor. At least they’re learning! Continue reading Commies that Play Barbie™

Just Another Whore of Babylon

Crappy bass player and Palin competitor, Mike Huckabee, just hates it when libruls remind each other – everybody, really – that Ted Kennedy would’ve wanted us to complete his life’s work. But that does not stop this repulsive troll cagey gent from dragging Sen. Kennedy’s corpse through the street: “[I]t was President Obama himself who suggested that seniors who don’t have as long to live might want to consider just taking a pain pill instead of getting an expensive operation to cure them,” said Huckabee. “Yet when Sen. Kennedy was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer at 77, did he give up … Continue reading Just Another Whore of Babylon