See – libruls were warned and we did nothing to stop it: just the desire for gay marriage alone, not the act itself, is destroying wonderful ‘straight’ marriage in a wide and depressing swath across the nation. The latest sad tale involves Karl Rove and his second traditional marriage. The man fought the good fight, did everything right, and still, his forbidden love for Jeff Gannon/Jim Guckert that dare not speak its name has finally won out. Declaring  their time together during many, many White House sleepovers as a big rainbow of a mistake, Karl contented himself with stroking his … Continue reading Sho Shad

Now that the orgasmic tsunami that overtook Creepublicans Republicans when Chicago lost the 2016 Summer Olympics has begun to subside, can we assume they will not cheer for Americans when the games begin? Based on the magnitude of their glee at America’s loss, Bill Kristol and his trained monkeys will be rooting for the Iranians and the North Koreans. Continue reading Pass Them a Cigarette, fer Pete’s Sake

Crappy bass player and Palin competitor, Mike Huckabee, just hates it when libruls remind each other – everybody, really – that Ted Kennedy would’ve wanted us to complete his life’s work. But that does not stop this repulsive troll cagey gent from dragging Sen. Kennedy’s corpse through the street: “[I]t was President Obama himself who suggested that seniors who don’t have as long to live might want to consider just taking a pain pill instead of getting an expensive operation to cure them,” said Huckabee. “Yet when Sen. Kennedy was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer at 77, did he give up … Continue reading Just Another Whore of Babylon

Budding seditionist and certified lamebrain Rep.Wally Herger (R-Leavenworth) has nothing but praise, succor and encouragement for terrorism at a recent meeting slagging health care reform. From Mount Shasta Area Newspapers, via Washington Monthly: Herger said the federal government does have a limited role to play in health care noting, “We do lots of things that are not in the Constitution.” “There are things we can do with health care, as long as the government is not running it,” Herger said. One speaker said he could trace his ancestors back to the Mayflower and said “they did not arrive holding their hands … Continue reading At Least the Dude’s Honest